Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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