Little spoons don't ask big questions
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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