i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
