Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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