Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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