It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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