I need help removing her.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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