We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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