BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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