8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
