So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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