My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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