Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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