it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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