She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
