very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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