its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
