ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
why is half of my head shaved?
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