sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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