i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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