i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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