And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
