So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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