we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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