i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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