i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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