Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I faked an abortion last night.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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