At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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