so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
