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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
They have beer where we have blood.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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