I can text with my tongue
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I am midnight drunk by noon
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
vagina is talking i cant
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
When are your genitals available?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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