So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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