At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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