I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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