Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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