Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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