that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
