I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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