thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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