try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Found the puke drawer
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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