If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
soo... how was my night?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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