some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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