The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
