I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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