are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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