Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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