I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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