I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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