Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You ate ashes out of my bong
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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