Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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