How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
