No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
try to milk me bitch
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