she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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