That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
