yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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