'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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