No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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