don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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