So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This house was built for laser tag.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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