yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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