it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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