He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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